May 2012
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April 2012
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Apr 30th
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Furry Office Party
Apr 30th
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naked girl in space
Apr 30th
FREE GIVE AWAY. (CANON 60D+LENSES)
empireofkings: My parents just ordered me a Canon 5D Mark III so I don’t need this camera anymore. Canon 60D Canon 50MM 1.8 II + UV FILTER. Canon EF-S 18-135mm f/3.5-5.6 IS  + UV filter + lenshood Sandisk 64GB SDXC UHS-I Memory Card. REBLOG TO ENTER THE COMPETITION. I will randomly choose  a winner on April 28th 2012. Must be following me. http://www.empireofkings.tumblr.com You can only...
Apr 24th
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March 2012
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Mar 20th
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ah, what a piece of shit.
So, in my travels, I meet all sorts of interesting people.  Some of which are amazing… I can’t express the awesome… But some people are slime.  I went over to meet a potential friend/lover… but really friend.  They seemed alright.  Except they got WASTED!  They were a total bummer.  They kept talking over me, telling me what I had to say was useless… and they stepped...
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February 2012
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Feb 12th
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January 2012
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Jan 3rd
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December 2011
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asheswednesday: Miss Crash
Dec 8th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 5th
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Dec 5th
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asheswednesday: We Keep on Running - Rochelle Valuer and Ashes Wednesday Song: We Keep on Running by Chan Marshall (CatPower) STUPID HOT!
Dec 3rd
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November 2011
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Nov 29th
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Nov 28th
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feeling weird.
I probably shouldn’t write this in public but fuck it. I think about certain things in life, from the day to day, we change, grow, expand, implode, evolve. I am not the person I was a year ago.  nor do I know if that’s a good thing.  or if I have become terrible. fear.  aging.  memories.  life and death. My friends have children.  are married.  are happy.  And me— what am I...
Nov 27th
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Nov 26th
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hahaha! and awesometown!
So, I got an email from a fan.  Saying I have big breasts.  Oh, if it were only true.  But thank you. :)  they are barely a b.  :)
Nov 26th
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Nov 16th
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Nov 16th
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A tough looking group of bikers were riding down the road when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, “What are you doing?” “I’m going to commit suicide,” she says. While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn’t want to miss an opportunity so he asked “Well, before you...
Nov 12th
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Nov 10th
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KAITE KATZ CARTOON SMUT?! (on clips for sale?!) →
Nov 10th
October 2011
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Oct 31st
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Simple instructions to make your Girlfriend into a...
I’m just saying this ‘cause on my main site, people keep asking me questions like, ” Hey, Kaite, what are you gonna be for Halloween?  I need some ideas.” Well, since Halloween is just around the way, I suggest you and your girlfriend (if you have one, or are a girl, it works too.)   What you need: eyeliner.   Lube. rubber glove. Motivation. 1) put lines on...
Oct 30th
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Oct 27th
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Funny little message:
” HAI UUR HAWT WE SUD HUK UP  LUV YA 4 RELZ” Thank you. Now to decipher the code… heeheehee For reals :) But for realsies, I totally love fan mail.  But I totally dig full sentences especially if you are older than the age of 25
Oct 26th
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Oct 25th
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Oct 25th
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Then I SAID...
”  No, Bitch, this needs METAL!  ” And with that, the GODS OF METAL CAME DOWN SHOWERING US WITH EPIC RIFFS.  
Oct 25th